>> Since he's a service bird
he's got to have a little one of those things like the service dogs wear
on
their backs.  What should it say?

"I'm a service animal," or "I'm with stupid?">>

Depends on which you want to be put in a cage.

;-)

ISM

-----Original Message-----
From: Betty B
Sent: Friday, November 24, 2000 12:14 AM
 Subject: Re: Misuse of the ADA

In a message dated 11/23/2000 11:14:35 PM Eastern Standard Time,
[log in to unmask] writes:

> It would be a reasonable accommodation to have pigs wear "Attends"
when
>  in public.  Some of my best friends do.
>
>  ISM
>

They make them for birds too -- no kidding.  They also make little
harness
leashes for birds.  So let's say that my bird is a service bird, okay?
There's probably an argument for it in the therapy pet category.  So I
have
this bird with a diaper and a leash on my shoulder, while I'm tooling
around
town in my wheelchair promoting disability rights.  Since he's a service
bird
he's got to have a little one of those things like the service dogs wear
on
their backs.  What should it say?

"I'm a service animal," or "I'm with stupid?"

(with acknowledgment to Beth, from who's recent comic strip post I stole
the
punch line)