An oldie but still funny!  Thanks, Kyle!

Kat

On Mon, 23 Sep 2002 14:11:34 -0400 "Cleveland, Kyle E."
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> Ok, this is pretty lame compared to Ken's
> masterpieces of late, but here
> goes:
>
> This guy sees a sign in front of a house
> "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings
> the
> bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
> back yard.  The guy goes into
> the
> back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
> "You talk?" he asks.
> "Yep," the mutt replies.
> "So, what's your story?"
>
> The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered
> this gift pretty young and I
> wanted to help the government, so I told the
> CIA about my gift, and in no
> time
> they had me jetting from country to country,
> sitting in rooms with spies and
> world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would
> be eavesdropping.  I was one
> of
> their most valuable spies eight years running.
> The jetting around really
> tired
> me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger
> and I wanted to settle down.
> So
> I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
> undercover security work,
> mostly
> wandering near suspicious characters and
> listening in.  I uncovered some
> incredible dealings there and was awarded a
> batch of medals. Had a wife, a
> mess
> of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
>
> The guy is amazed!
> He goes back in and asks the owner what he
> wants for the dog.
> The owner says "Ten dollars."
> The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner,
> "This dog is amazing.  Why on earth are you
> selling him?"
> The owner replies, "He's such a liar."
>