He, he, he!
On Fri, 13 Apr 2001 21:28:36 EDT Magenta Raine <[log in to unmask]> writes:
> > Hello everyone. =C2=A0 Have a good Easter.
> >=20
> > SAVING THE EASTER BUNNY
> >=20
> > A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the
> > Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. =C2=A0 He
> swerved to a=
> void
> > hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of
> his car
> > and was hit. =C2=A0 The basket of eggs went flying all over the
> place.=20=
> =C2=A0=20
> >=20
> > The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
> > pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had
> become of=
> =20
> the
> > Bunny carrying the basket. =C2=A0 Much to his dismay, the colorful
> Bunny w=
> as
> > dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
> >=20
> > A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the
> > side of the road and pulled over. =C2=A0 She stepped out of her
> car and as=
> ked the
> > man what was wrong.
> >=20
> > =E2=80=9CI feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the
> Easter
> > Bunny and killed it. =C2=A0 There may not be an Easter because of
> me. =C2=
> =A0 What
> > should I do?"
> >=20
> > The woman told the man not to worry. =C2=A0 She knew exactly what
> to do.=20
> > She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can.=C2=A0 She
> walked ov=
> er
> > to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the
> can
> > onto the little furry animal.
> >=20
> > Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up,
> picked
> > up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and
> hopped
> > on down the road. =C2=A0 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped
> turned
> > around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards,
> turned, waved,=
> =20
> hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
> >=20
> > The man was astonished. =C2=A0 He said to the woman, "What is in
> your
> > spray can?=C2=A0What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
> The wom=
> an
> > turned the can around so that the man could read the label.=C2=A0
> It said:
> > "Hair spray.=C2=A0 Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent
> wave."
>