lmao! that's the best, ken!
 
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----- Original Message ----
From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask]
Sent: Monday, July 9, 2007 9:45:17 PM
Subject: one more


Last and maybe the best (or worst according to how
you look at it)

no offense to anyones religion here.   



There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS
town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church,
the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the
Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun with pesky
squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to
decide what to do about the squirrels. After much
prayer and consideration, they determined that the
squirrels were predestined to be there and they
shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up
habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and
decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the
squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and
there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that
they were not in a position to harm any God's
creation. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and
set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days
later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and
most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels
and registered them as members of the church. Now they
only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, except
they took one squirrel, circumcised him, and they
haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.

  
i think i'll quit before kat or deri evicts me from
the list. 




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