In a message dated 02/26/2000 10:02:23 AM Eastern Standard Time,
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<< Hang in the Babe - Amber and I will be there this afternoon!! LOL  I wonder
 are there Terns on the Caspian?  Research topic!! Sweetie!!
 I think your creative twist of genius rivals Einstein's Theories!! Can I
 have you autograph?
                                We Love You
                                   Trisha

You're comparing me to Einstein?  Wow, the pressure is completely on!
Actually, I too have a theory of relativity, as evidenced by my recent
postings on this mighty listserv.

Really though...it's more of a scientific law, subject to the disproval of
those who have bigger and fatter degrees than I do (compile and collate data
-- I dare you).

Betty's law: The mental health of an adult individual is directly
proportional to the physical distance from said individual's parent, and
exponentially affected by the duration of exposure.

Don't you love it when I talk dirty to you?


 >
 >Betty (Committee for the Advancement and Support of People In A Need for
 >Totally Entrenched and Retroactive Theme Songs -- C.A.S.P.I.A.N.
 T.E.R.N.S.)
 >
 >I know it doesn't mean anything.  I'm only on my first cup of coffee, okay?

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