Beth,

Here's the entire scene (copied from the "Memorable Quotes section for the
film on the Internet Movie Database site):

King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?

Lancelot: I know not, my liege.

King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments!

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow
thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the
people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and
orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu--

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number
thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt
thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to
three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe,
who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Brother Maynard: Amen.

All: Amen.

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five!

Galahad: Three, sir.

King Arthur: Three!


----- Original Message -----
From: "Elizabeth H. Thiers" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, April 20, 2002 8:21 AM
Subject: Re: The Holy Hand Grenade


> Uh oh Kat.  It's a great bit but, my husband thinks the last line goes
> something like this:
>
> "blowest them to tiny bits in thine mercy."
>
> Or, is that farther along?
>
> beth T.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
> [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of Kathleen Salkin
> Sent: Friday, April 19, 2002 3:21 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: The Holy Hand Grenade
>
>
> I'm a big Monty Python fan, as most of you know, and I watched "Monty
Python
> and the Holy Grail" the other night.  Of course, I had to laugh at all my
> old favourites, such as the Knights Who Say "Ni," the French soldier, the
> killer rabbit, etc. etc.  However my favourite scene is the one in which
> King Arthur tries to figure out a way to kill the Killer Rabbit and
> remembers that Brother Maynard has the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.  He
> asks for instructions on how to use it and Brother Maynard asks his cleric
> to read the following:
>
> Cleric: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy
> Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more - no less. Three shall be the
> number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four
> shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then
> proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the
third
> number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
> towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
>
> That is the best  line in the movie!
>
> Kat