parenting:     the "experts"   haven't got children.




zanaflex, i am doubling my does starting today. i have taken morning does
and waited until i was already here at work. did not take it and then drive
in.

i am sitting wondering how i am going to do with work. i do not think my
boss would like it if i doze off today.  of course, sleeping will make the
day seem shorter, maybe my carreer could be shorter. i just noticed that i
put in "pc" instead of "cp" to call up the list address.


okay with appologies in advance to any of the members of the blond hair
persausion.,   a man is cutting his grass (for you non country, non
soutyhern folk, mowing the lawn) , he notices his blond neighbor comes out
of her house goes directly to the letter box, looks in and slams the  lid
shut and stalks back up to the house and goes in.

few minutes later, he sees her again, comes out the door, goes directly to
the letter box, looks in, slams the lid shut harder than before, and goes
back to her house, muttering angrily to herself and goes back in.

a few minutes later as he is edging his lawn, the neighbor comes back out
goes directly to the letter box, looks in and this time slams the lid so
hard that one would think she would tear the box off the post. and she
starts to her door.

the man has seen enough that he has to go up and ask, "is something wrong?'

"there certainly is something wrong!"

"my stupid computer keeps telling me,"

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"