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Good one, Kendall!

Kat

Kendall D. Corbett wrote:
>  I'll remember this one.
>
>
> *Subject: Post Turtle/Palin
> *
> While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand
> was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
> conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah
> Palin  and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .
>
> The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'
>
> Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle
>  was.
>
> The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you  come
> across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'
>
>
> The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued  to
> explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up
> there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just
> wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.
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