On Sunday 20 May 2001 3:49 am, Carla MacInnis wrote:
> Hi Uncle Mike,
>
> Behave myself? Of course I do! Mommy got me a new toy and she's
> gonna show me how to play with it later today. I was too tired
> yesterday. Mommy has to teach me how to play with stuff cause I
> didn't learn how in my other house. I had a deprived dog-childhood,
> ya know. Mommy forgot to get film for the camera so she could take
> my picture. She'll do that on Tuesday when the shops open again
> after the long weekend
>
> Daddy says I'm really starting to show my age; I was really,
> really tired after getting my hair cut yesterday. In fact, I think
> I"ll crawl back into my little crate and have another nap.
>
> Thanks again for the birthday wishes for Mommy :)
>
> Bye for now.
>
> Your friend,
>
> Mr. Jake
Woof Woof Mr Jake,
hello my names murphy. iv been watching my daddy pressin these white
thingiess, it looks fun. i'm just 12 weeks old and mum says i'm a
jack russell (why do they keep saying MUUURRRPPPHHY - when i'm having
fun pulling the stuffing out of the settee) anyway they're wrong, i
know i'm really a rottweiler.
daddy bought a new mouse for this computer thingy last week 'cos I
chewed right through the tail of the last one (it was far too long -
looks much more like a real mouse now its got a proper 2 inch tail).
anyway what I wanted to ask was if you get bored with this bacon toy
thing (does it sqeak - mummy does if I chew her bigtoe while she's
taking a nap - do you know any other good games). i wondered if you'd
like to do swapsies with a really cool mouse thingy daddy doesn't
seem to want anymore.
ooh, yes, while i member, can you give me the inside dope on this
puddling thing. i used to just puddle, you know, whenever the fancy
took me, but my people are just craaazzeee they'd go running around,
flinging tissues and towels everywhere, spraying disinfectant all
over the place, and using my loud-long name (MUUURRRRPPPHHY), so i
started hiding it under the settee in the corner. this worked great
for a couple of days, started smelling really interesting, but I
wasn't expecting mum to get so excited when she found it, she must
have been so proud of me, but she wont let me go under there now. any
good tips where i can start hiding the next lot.
chairs
murphy
PS Top tip. When you want to go out in the garden, and noone's paying
attention, get some fur off the carpet and make that icky-sicky
noise, daddy always leaps out of his chair and opens the doors for
me, so kind.
PPS. do you like the "Make Mummy Fallover" game? any other good ones?
i know we're going to be friends.
PPPS happy birthday to your mum. not sure what a birthday is, but if
its only once a year, it must be better than all the bath days i've
had (how's a pup meant to get interesting).
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