>From: Maria Udy <[log in to unmask]>
>To: "[log in to unmask]" <[log in to unmask]>, 'Deirdre St John'
><[log in to unmask]>, "'diana.stevens'"
><[log in to unmask]>, 'Jan Nottmeier' <[log in to unmask]>,
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>Subject: FW: Dear Systems Department....
>Date: Wed, 31 Oct 2001 11:54:02 -0000
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>-----Original Message-----
>From: Mark Lambert
>Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2001 11:43 AM
>To: Maria Udy; Vicky Salzer; Chris Mihalop; Marc Barker
>Subject: FW: Dear Systems Department....
>Importance: High
>
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>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: [log in to unmask] [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
>Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2001 11:21 AM
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>Subject: Dear Systems Department....
>
>
>Dear Systems Department,
>
>I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to
>Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing,
>and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
>
>This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0
>installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems
>initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications
>such as Boys Night Out 2.5 and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system
>whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected Saturday Rugby 6.3 always
>fails and Saturday Shopping 1 runs instead.
>
>Cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any
>of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend
>7.0 but de-install doesn't work on this program. Can you please help??
>
>
>
>
>Dear Customer,
>
>This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.
>Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife1.0 is
>merely a UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM, whereas Wife 1.0 is an
>OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are
>unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend
>7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to
>uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once
>installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
>have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child
>Support and Solicitors Fees).
>
>Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you keep it installed and
>deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems
>occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\IAPOLOGISE
>program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc- key. It may be necessary to
>run C:\IAPOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating
>system will return to normal.
>
>Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding.
>To get the most out of it, consider buying additional software such as
>Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.
>
>Do NOT under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt Version) 2.1,
>as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will
>almost certainly crash.
>
>Best of luck
>
>
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