Mike,

Good 'un!  I'll have to tell it to my dad, who's a retired surgeon!

On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 11:08 AM, Michael H. Collis <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who the best patients to
> operate on are.
>
> The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to see accountants on my
> operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is
> numbered.
>
> The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians!
> Everything inside them is color coded.
>
> The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No I really, think librarians are
> the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
>
> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know I like
> construction workers, those guys always understand when you have  a few
> parts left over.
>
> But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
> observed: You're all wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
> and the ass are interchangeable
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