Chester, this is by far the funniest (clean) thing I've seen come across the
net in a long time.  Thank You!

-Kyle


>>Official Upstate New York Temperature Conversion Chart
>>
>>60 above
>>New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.
>>People in Upstate New York plant gardens.
>>
>>50 above
>>Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>>People in Upstate New York sunbathe.
>>
>>40 above
>>Italian & English cars won't start.
>>People in Upstate New York  drive with the windows down.
>>
>>32 above
>>Distilled water freezes.
>>Sacandaga Lake's water gets thicker.
>>
>>20 above
>>Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
>>People in Upstate New York  throw on a flannel shirt
>>
>>15 above
>>Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
>>People in Upstate New York have the last cook-out
>>   before it gets cold.
>>
>>0 - People in Miami all die...  Upstaters lick the flagpole.
>>
>>20 below
>>Californians fly away to Mexico.
>>People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.
>>
>>40 below
>>Hollywood disintegrates.
>>The Girl Scouts in Upstate NY are selling cookies door to door.
>>
>>60 below
>>Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
>>Upstate Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes
>>    until it gets cold enough.
>>
>>80 below
>>Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
>>People in Upstate NY rent some videos.
>>
>>100 below
>>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>>Upstaters get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
>>
>>297 below
>>Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
>>Cows in Upstate NY complain about farmers with cold hands.
>>
>>460 below
>>ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
>>People in Upstate NY start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>>
>>500 below
>>Hell freezes over.
>>The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl.


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