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Magenta Raine <[log in to unmask]>
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St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
Date:
Fri, 13 Apr 2001 21:28:36 EDT
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> Hello everyone.   Have a good Easter.
> 
> SAVING THE EASTER BUNNY
> 
> A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the
> Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.   He swerved to avoid
> hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car
> and was hit.   The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.   
> 
> The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
> pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of 
the
> Bunny carrying the basket.   Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was
> dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
> 
> A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the
> side of the road and pulled over.   She stepped out of her car and asked the
> man what was wrong.
> 
> “I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter
> Bunny and killed it.   There may not be an Easter because of me.   What
> should I do?"
> 
> The woman told the man not to worry.   She knew exactly what to do. 
> She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can.  She walked over
> to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can
> onto the little furry animal.
> 
> Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked
> up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped
> on down the road.   50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped turned
> around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, 
hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
> 
> The man was astonished.   He said to the woman, "What is in your
> spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The woman
> turned the can around so that the man could read the label.  It said:
> "Hair spray.  Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

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