"Don't look now, but all your consumers are working..."
"Dang, wonder if I should use McVeigh as a reference."
"What do you mean, being a pedestrian Ace is not a vocational objective?"

"greer.bobby" wrote:

> I am attempting to tap the "goldmine", or , "ghoul mind" of wisdom and hmor on
> this list. I have a speech to make for the local group of rehab. counselors. It
> is a motivational speech. I thought I would use some fresh dark humor from this
> list.
>     You did a superb job on "positive things about being CP" that I am asking
> you to dig deep into the dark side.
>
> Ones I have thought of are:
>
>     "Can you reimburse costs of acquiring a new inventory for a crack dealer?"
>
>     "Should I leave the five years I served for embezzlement off my reseme'?"
>
>     "Would my parole officer be a good reference?"
>
>     "Is serial killer a legitimate vocational objective?"
>
>     "Do you ever date clients?"
>
> I have been reading too many mystery novels. Can you tell?
>
> Bobby