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> Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 20:37:07 EST
> Subject: political dr seuss.....
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> Can we count them with our nose?
> Can we count them with our toes?
> Should we count them with a band?
> Should we count them all by hand?
> If I do not like the count,
> I will simply throw them out!
>
> I will not let this vote count stand
> I do not like them, AL GORE I am!
>
> Can we change these numbers here?
> Can we change them, calm my fears?
> What do you mean, Dubya has won?
> This is not fair, this is not fun
> Lets count them upside down this time
> Lets count until the state is mine!
>
> I will not let this VOTE count stand!
> I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
>
> I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
> You have not heard the last of it!
> I'll count the ballots one by one
> And hold each one up to the sun!
> I'll count, recount, and count some more!
> You'll grow to hate this little chore
>
> But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand!
> I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
>
> I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here!
> I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
> Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
> all telling me that I should sue!
> We find the Electoral College vile!
> RECOUNT the votes until I smile!
>
> We do not want this vote to stand!
> We do not like it, AL GORE I am!
>
> How shall we count this ballot box?
> Let's count it standing in our socks!
> Shall we count this one in a tree?
> And who shall count it, you or me?
> We cannot, cannot count enough!
> We must not stop, we must be tough!
>
> I do not want this vote to stand!
> I do not like it AL GORE I am!
>
> I've counted till my fingers bleed!
> And still can't fulfill my counting need!
> I'll count the tiles on the floor!
> I'll count, and count, and count some more!
> And I will not say that I am done!
> Until the counting says I've won!
>
> I will not let this vote count stand!
> I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
>
> What's that? What? What are you trying to say?
> You think the current count should stay?
> You do not like my counting scheme?
> It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams?
> Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see!
> You're only care should be for me!
>
> I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND!
> I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I AM!
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