Jacob (87) and Rebecca (82) are all excited about their decision to get
married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go
past a super drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, constipation, and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob turns to Rebecca: "Sweetheart, we might as well register
our wedding gift list with them."
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Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 10:56:53 -0500
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Subject: Fw: Thinking ahead for the wedding....
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Subject: Fw: Thinking ahead for the wedding....
Jacob (87) and Rebecca (82) are all excited about their decision to get
married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go
past a super drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, constipation, and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob turns to Rebecca: "Sweetheart, we might as well register
our wedding gift list with them."
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