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best one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm forwarding thisto my friends! lmao!

 
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----- Original Message ----
From: Michael H. Collis <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2008 10:08:49 AM
Subject: Humor! :)

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who the best patients to operate on are. 

The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is numbered. 

The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded. 

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No I really, think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order. 

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know I like construction workers, those guys always understand when you have  a few parts left over. 

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: You're all wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable 

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