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"Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 2 Jan 2008 10:36:42 -0700
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So, an airline pilot is running late for work and can't find his keys.  In
an irritated tone, he asks his wife if she knows where they are.

His wife responds "I hung them on the key rack, because they were in the way
on the table.  Honestly! You can fly into Boston, but you can never find
your keys!"

Hubby responds "Well, yeah, but they never move Boston!"

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Kendall

An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.

-George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950

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