LMAO!!!!!


>From: Jan Nottmeier <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: "St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List"
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>Subject: FWD: Big hotel bill
>Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 20:43:45 -0400
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>------Original Message------
>From: "David McGlumphy" <[log in to unmask]>
>Sent: April 25, 2001 6:51:55 PM GMT
>Subject: Big hotel bill
>
>
>A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
>
>After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
>continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice
>hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours
>and then get back on the road.
>
>When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a
>bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the
>charge is so high.
>
>He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms
>certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the
>standard rate, The man insists on speaking to the Manager.
>
>The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that
>the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center
>that were available for the husband and wife to use.
>
>"But we didn't use them", the man complains.
>
>"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
>
>He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows
>for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New
>York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
>
>"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man
>again.
>
>"Well, we have them, and you could have, " the Manager replies.
>
>No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies,
>"But we didn't use it!"
>
>The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and
>agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
>
>The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir,"
>he says, "this check is only made out for $100."
>
>"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping
>with my wife."
>
>"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
>
>"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
>
>dcs 04/25/2001
>
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