Now wait a minute!!  I'm an "Engineer" and by no means dull in the
bedroom.  I use my engineering skills for the benefit of the lady's
experience.

Engineers do it with shafts!  ;-)


Matt

On Mon, 10 Sep 2001, jd wrote:

> This may be by Dave Berry...not sure
> Joanne
>
>
> All babies start out with the same number of raw
> cells, which
> over nine months, develop into a complete female baby.
>
> The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the
> little
> chromosomes to make a male baby instead.
>
> Because there are only so many cells to go around, the
> cell
> necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have
> to come
> from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.
>
> Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed
> from the
> communications center of the brain, migrate lower in
> the body
> and develop into male sexual organs.
>
> If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a
> fulldeck of
> cards, this means that males are born a few cards
> short, so to
> speak, and some of their cards are in their shorts.
>
> This difference between the male and female brain
> manifests
> itself in various ways.  Little girls will tend to
> play things
> like house or learn to read.  Little boys, however,
> will tend to
> do things like placing a bucket over their heads and
> running
> into walls.
>
> This basic cognitive difference continues to grow
> until puberty,
> when the hormones kick into action and the trouble
> really
> begins.
>
> After puberty, not only the size of the male and
> female brains
> differ, but the center of thought also differs.  Women
> think
> with their heads.  Male thoughts often originate lower
> in their
> bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.
>
> Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to
> man.
>
> In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate
> and they
> are left with nearly full mental capacity but they
> tend to be
> rather dull, sexually speaking.  Such men are known in
> medical
> terms as "Engineers."
>
> Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation.  These
> men are
> medically referred to as "Fighter Pilots."
>
> A small number of men suffer massive brain cell
> migration to
> their groins.  These men are usually referred to
> as..."Mr.
> President or Mr.
> Congressman."
>
>
>
> --- "Bobby G. Greer, Ph. D." <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
> > In a message dated 9/9/01 10:42:51 PM,
> > [log in to unmask] writes:
>
> > Only if you are a missing person, Deri. There's a
> > joke here that a man's best
> > time in life is when his mistress is the Playboy
> > Centerfold and his wife's
> > picture is on a milk carton! Now, don't you women
> > "flame" me!!!!
> >
> > Bobby
>
>
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