Deri, the looklike is also married.  Sorry, chum!

Betty B wrote:

> I would be honored to see you safely to and from the Capital of the
> Commonwealth of Virginia.
>
> "Carry me back to old Virginny.
> That's where the cotton and the corn and 'taters grow.
> That's where the birds warble sweet in the spring time.
> That's where this old darky's heart am long to go."
>
> That's the state song, and those are the lyrics.  In my head, I substituted
> the word "cripple's" for "darky's" just to see how it would feel.  It made me
> feel...um...oogy.  Yeah, like my clothes are way to big because they are hand
> me downs from some older, nondisabled sister or something, and like I eat
> gruel for lunch because that's the only thing the food givers have left by
> the time they get to the corner where I sit and beg for money all day.
>
> Yeah, oogy.
>
> Of course, all this is incidental to the true reason you wish to travel to
> the governmental hub of our fair state, which, as I recall, was due to our
> very own Mike's report of that being the whereabouts of a certain damsel
> look-a-like, no?
>
> What did I just say?
>
> If you know what I just said, push "1."
> If you don't know what I just said, push "2."
> If you are undecided, push "3," "4," and "5."
>
> "Your call is very important to us.  Please wait for the next available
> operator, who will be with you in approximately one hundred gazillion
> minutes."
>
> At any rate Deri, your wish is my command.
>
> Your faithful servant,
> Concorde
>
> The person responsible for this post has been sacked.
>
> In a message dated 04/01/2001 9:46:21 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
> [log in to unmask] writes:
>
> > Hey Betty,
> >
> >  Can I fit Richmond on the itinerary?
> >
> >  Cheers
> >
> >  Deri
> >
> >  On Saturday 31 March 2001  2:42 am, Michael H. Collis wrote:
> >  > I have a friend here in Richmond who looks a bit like her!!!  :-)
> >  >
> >  > Deri James wrote:
> >  > > I believe you would discover that an anatomical possibility (the
> >  > > airfare required for an empirical investigation probably means
> >  > > I'm safe), . I know I have a pretty amorphous first name, perhaps
> >  > > its time for a little gender reinforcement.
> >  > >
> >  > > Hey lads, what do we think of Catherine Zeta Jones, phwoagh (and
> >  > > she's  Welsh).
> >  > >
> >  > > Cheers
> >  > >
> >  > > Deri
> >
>
> Betty
> aut viam inveniam aut faciam
> "I will either find a way or make one."