First, I must apologise to any Irish on the list, feel free to
repost the joke using the nationality of your choice.

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Paddy walks into a building site looking for a job. The foreman
walks up to him and says:-

   "I'm afraid you'll have to answer a few quiz questions first."

   "Sure, fire away".

   "Right, How many days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

   "That'd be two then, Today & Tomorrow"

   "How many seconds in a year?"

   "That'd be 12 then, 2nd Jan, 2nd Feb, 2nd March, ..."

   "OK, this one will get you. What was Gods' first name?"

   "Oh, that's easy - Harold"

   "How the hell do you come up with Harold"

   Paddy looks at the Foreman a bit surprised. "Don't you know
   the Lord's Prayer:-

      Our Father who art in heaven
      Harold be the name...."

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Oh dear, I promise I will try harder the next millenium.

Cheers

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Deri James