A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she
was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her, she would make
him VERY happy!
He picked up the frog and put it into his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said, "Didn't you hear
me?! I'm a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will stay with you and do
ANYTHING you want!"

The guy took the frog out and said, "Look, I understand what you are saying,
but I am a computer programmer and right now I don't have time for a
girlfriend,........but a talking FROG is REALLY, REALLY COOL!"


good morning guys, it is cold in atlanta. wind chill is -7. i know that is a
heat wave for some of  you, but for us, wow.