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"Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
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St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
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Tue, 3 Sep 2002 15:25:27 -0400
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Of course, being retired, I guess you sleep through coffee  time.

-----Original Message-----
From: Barber, Kenneth L. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, September 03, 2002 3:24 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Drunk joke

Bobby, you must get the timing right on these for either coffee time or tea
time or better yet such a break time that people might be trying to enjoy a
coca cola.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kathy Salkin [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, September 03, 2002 3:19 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Drunk joke

LOL great punch line!  But no tea spilt, as I wasn't drinking any. Hahahah

Kat

On Tue, 3 Sep 2002 15:09:47 EDT "BG Greer, PhD" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

>    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock
> in the morning by a loud
> pounding on the door.
>       The man gets up and goes to the door
> where a drunken stranger, standing
>  in the pouring rain,  is asking for a push.
>  "Not a chance," says the husband, "it's three
> o'clock in the morning!"
>  He slams the door and returns to bed.
>       "Who was that?," asked his wife.
>       "Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"
> he answers.
>       "Did you help him?," she asks.
>       "No, I did not! It's three in the morning
> and it's pouring out!"
>  "Well, you have a short memory," says his
> wife. Can't you remember
> about three months ago when we broke down
>   and those two guys helped us? I think you
> should help him, and
>  you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>       The man does as he is told, gets dressed,
> and goes out into the pounding
>  rain. He calls out into the dark,
>       "Hello, are you still there?"
>       "Yes," comes back the answer.
>       "Do you still need a push?"
>       "Yes, please!."
>       "Where are you?," asks the husband.
> "Over here on the swing!,"
> replies the drunk.
>

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