C-PALSY Archives

Cerebral Palsy List

C-PALSY@LISTSERV.ICORS.ORG

Options: Use Forum View

Use Monospaced Font
Show Text Part by Default
Show All Mail Headers

Message: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]
Topic: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]
Author: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]

Print Reply
Subject:
From:
"Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
Reply To:
Cerebral Palsy List <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Mon, 5 Nov 2007 09:23:45 -0700
Content-Type:
text/plain
Parts/Attachments:
text/plain (69 lines)
Great!

On Nov 2, 2007 9:01 PM, ken barber <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

>  Bubba went to a psychiatrist.
>  "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think
>  there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm
> going crazy."
>
>  "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said
>  the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and
> we should be able to get rid of those fears."
>
>  "How much do you charge?"
>
>  "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
>
>  "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
>
>  Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street.
>  "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears
> you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.
>
>  "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a
>  year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me
> for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money
> that I went and bought me a new pickup!"
>
>  "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender
>  cure you?"
>
>  "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't
>  nobody under there now !!!"
>
>
>
> __________________________________________________
> Do You Yahoo!?
> Tired of spam?  Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
> http://mail.yahoo.com
>
> -----------------------
>
> To change your mail settings or leave the C-PALSY list, go here:
>
> http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?SUBED1=c-palsy
>



-- 


Kendall

An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.

-George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950

-----------------------

To change your mail settings or leave the C-PALSY list, go here:

http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?SUBED1=c-palsy

ATOM RSS1 RSS2