that really made coming in to work worth it.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kathy Salkin [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Friday, July 05, 2002 1:16 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Lover's Lane


Very funny, Ken! Thanks to you, I've got Diet Pepsi all over a report.

Kat

On Fri, 5 Jul 2002 11:17:08 -0400 "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

good morning and enjoy this.


A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He sees a
couple in a car, with the interior light on.  He gets closer to the car and
sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young
woman on the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks on
the window. The young man lowers his window.

-Yes, officer?
-What are you doing?
-Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine...

Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says:
-And her, what is she doing?

The young man shrugs:
-I believe she's knitting a pullover...

The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night . . .
and nothing obscene is happening.

-What's your age, young man?
-I'm 25, sir...
-And her, what's her age?

The young man looks at his watch and says:
-She'll be 18 in 20 minutes.