MONEY

It  can buy a House

But not a Home

It can buy a Bed

But Not  sleep

It can buy a Clock

But not Time

It can buy you a  Book

But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position

But  not Respect

It can buy you Medicine

But not Health

It  can buy you Blood

But not Life

It can buy you Sex

But  not Love

So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes  pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because

I am your  Friend,

and as your Friend I want to

take away your pain and  suffering

So send me all your money

and I will suffer for  you.

Cash only please.