In a message dated 05/04/2000 6:54:18 AM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask]
writes:

<< double alut buckshot would kill, i just want to make em suffer a bit and
run
 em off. if they were hit in the seat with a blast of rock salt, you'd not
 have them back very soon.
  >>
I know it would kill.  I was just really hosed when I wrote that.  Actually,
last night my nephew (who has taken an interest in disability rights issues,
BTW), said that my cousin "needs to borrow some money, go downtown, and buy
herself a clue."  Is that funny or what?  I just love that really cool guy!

Okay then, a blast of rock salt it is.  I concede to your inestimable wisdom
(nine out of ten teachers predicted that I would never write sentences like
that.  But they were just poopheads).