Questions to ponder whilst waiting for a query to run:

> ONE-LINERS
>
> -How come wrong numbers are never busy?
>
> -Do people in Australia call the rest of the
>  world "up over"?
>
> -Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
>
> -Does killing time damage eternity?
>
> -Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
>
> -Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
>
> -Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
>
> -Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
>
> -Daylight savings time.  Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
>
> -Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
>
> -Do you think that when they asked George
> Washington for ID that he just whipped out a
> quarter?
>
> -Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
>
> -How can there be self-help "groups"?
>
> -How do you get off a non-stop flight?
>
> -How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
>
> -How many weeks are there in a light year?
>
> -If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
>
> -If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
>
> -If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
>
> -If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
>
> -If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
>
> -Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a
> picture
>  of a running child?
>
> -Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
>
> -Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
> called
>  rush hour?