a little humor to start the day.



There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we
came to have an oil
 shortage here in the USA.
 Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered
to check the oil.
 We just didn't know we were getting low.
 The reason for this is purely geographical. All the
oil is in Oklahoma,
 Texas, Louisiana, Wyoming, etc.    All the dipsticks
are in Washington.