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Elaine Taylor <[log in to unmask]>
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St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
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Mon, 14 Feb 2000 10:35:51 EST
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Sorry, I couldn't resist

Elaine (obviously not from the South)!

<< > >Deep South BIRTH CONTROL

>   > >After having their 11th child, an Alabama  couple decided that was
enough

>   > (they could not afford a larger double wide).


>   > >So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told
him that >   > >he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have anymore children.

>   > >The doctor told him that there was a

>   >>procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor

>   > instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in

>   > Alabama),

>   > light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to

>   > 10.

>   >

>   > >The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be

>   > >the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry

>   > >bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple
drove

>   > to Georgia to get a second opinion.

>   > >

>   > >The Georgia physician was just about to tell them

>   > >about the procedure for a vasectomy when he

>   > >noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man
to go

>   > home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it
to his

>   > ear and count to 10.

>   > >

>   > >Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went
home,

>   > lit a cherry bomb and put it in a

>   > >beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to

>   > >count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . .", at which point he paused, placed the
beer can

>   > between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand....

>   > >

>   > >Also works in Tennessee >> >>

>

>

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