> Giving a Cat a Pill
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> I am cat
> Cat I am.
> I will not eat
> My pill with ham.
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> I will not take it with a mouse,
> I will not take it in a house,
> I will not take it don't you see,
> I will not take it, Cat is me!
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> I will not take it in the yard,
> I will not take it in the car,
> I will not take this pill you fool,
> I will not take it in a pool.
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> I will not take it if you plead,
> I will not take it when you bleed.
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> I will not take it when you beg,
> I will not take it with a keg.
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> I'll nae take it naer ye try,
> I'll just flick it in yer eye.
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> I won't eat it, try again.
> Won't eat it when yer on a cane.
> Won't even take it when ye die,
> No matter how ye try and try.
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> I will not eat it thank ye ma'am
> I am a cat -- I am I am!
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