thanks Ken.  A co-worker and I got some good laughs

On Wed, 11 April 2001, "Barber, Kenneth L." wrote:

>
> i don't really know if these are actual test answers as the person giving
> them to me stated, but funny they are.
>
>
>
>   Our Future leaders ...
>
> These are actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville,
> Alabama metropolitan area
>
> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
>
> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>
> Q: What is a planet?
> A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
>
> Q: What are steroids?
> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>
> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
>
> Q: What happens to  a boy when he reaches puberty?
> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks  forward to his adultery.
>
> Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
>
> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> A: Keep it in the cow.
>
> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?  (E.g., abdomen.)
> A: The body is consisted into three parts  - the brainium, the borax and
>    the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains
>    the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,
>    A, E, I, O,and U.
>
> Q: What is the Fibula?
> A: A small lie.
>
> Q: What does "varicose" mean?
> A: Nearby.
>
> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
> A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.
>
> Q: What is a seizure?
> A: A Roman emperor.
>
> Q: What is a terminal illness?
> A: When you are sick at the airport
>
> Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
> A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like
>    umbrellas.
>
> Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its
>    meaning.
> A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
>
> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
>
> Q: What is a turbine?
> A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
>
> Q: What is a Hindu?
> A: It lays eggs.




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