Betty, you are one sick, sick puppy!!!  I like you!! This made me
laugh so much I nearly fell off my chair.

Rayna
On Tue, Apr 03, 2001 at 01:18:50PM -0400, Betty B wrote:
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    Fly darts into man's office cubicle and lands on the top of the computer
    monitor and says to the man:

    "Hey man, who's your Daddy?  Yeah, it's ME man!  I'm your Daddy...yeah.  You
    know howcome I'm your Daddy?  Cos I did this (fly makes...um...certain bodily
    gesture repeatedly) to your mamma!  Yeah, YOUR momma, yeah."

    "Oh man you suck, but your mamma's sweet.  Oh man, your mamma..."  (man sucks
    fly into his mouth).

    'Fly:  "Oh man, you DO suck!  But not as good as your mamma.  Spit or
    swallow, kissy boy!"

    Ptooey!  The fly splats on the computer screen.  "Oh my friggin head...it's
    wasted."

    Fly jumps to the table and dons a bandanna.  "Hey man, you piss off Super
    Fly...SUPER FLY!"  Fly jumps back on top of computer monitor. "Yo Yo Yo
    Yo...check this out!"  Fly gets up speed and slams through man's head all the
    way through the back leaving a massive hole.

    The end.
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    Big deal huh?  I guess you had to be there.