On Tuesday 21 May 2002 3:09 pm, Barber, Kenneth L. wrote:
> sounds terrible.
> hope deri's and bobby's little war does not make the list. for the
> sake of the more genteel on the list.
>

Round 1 has started, a very "genteel" bow shot, but I'm hoping he's
going to be laughing too much to fire back the Howitzers!! And as for
Kyle "Nuke 'Em" Cleveland - I'm not scared - Hydrogen Bomb, Smydrogen
Bomb, I have that Jurassic Joke all those Dinosaurs use to tell each
other - Comet Strike huh. ;-)

Cheers

Deri

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Cleveland, Kyle E. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Tuesday, May 21, 2002 10:02 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: FW: joke
>
>
> I have the filth equivalent of an hydrogen bomb, should you care to
> read it, Bobby.  I dare not type it on the "peoples'" computer, for
> fear of banishment from employ, if not downright imprisonment.
> Should you find yourself cornered by Mr. Deri James, I could make
> it available for your use. Note, however, that this joke is so
> unbelievably crude and profane, U.S. Marine Corps drill instructors
> have been known to pierce their eardrums with an ice pick following
> its utterance.  It is so powerful, so wretched, so filthy that any
> profanity uttered in its wake would seem as the voice of angels.
>
> In no wise would I even consider its use, except that these are
> stark times. Our nations vulgarity and coarseness MUST be protected
> from all comers--including that ever-shrinking, yet still powerful
> demonic empire from whose loins we sprang: Great Britain.
>
> I remain ever at your service, my liege, Bobby.
>
> -Kyle
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: BG Greer, PhD [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Tuesday, May 21, 2002 1:02 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: FW: joke
>
> In a message dated 5/20/02 7:05:23 PM, [log in to unmask]
writes:
> >Bobby may be younger at heart but I reckon I can get "dirtier".
> > ;-)
>
> My good man,  Deri, I challenge you two a filth duel  using three
> filthy jokes! :)
>
> Bobby