In a message dated 11/05/2001 9:04:22 AM Eastern Standard Time,
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> Try National Endowment for the Humanities and it's a shoe-in!
>
>  K-Dog
>
Okay, first your wife and then you?  What is this anyway, some kind of "you
don't have a hair" thing?  Because if it is, trust me, I do have a hair.

And what's the whole K-Dog thing?  What is that?  You're driving me nuts.

What do you mean I'm touchy?  I'm not touchy.  YOU'RE the one who's touchy!

Betty
I have PMS; weird gimp stuff; mental health issues, N.O.S; and a
glow-in-the-dark toy laser gun.  Do not piss me off    :-|

Say "Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory" three times fast.  Okay,
then say "Frank Burns eats worms" just once at any speed.  I dare you. Do it
right now, no matter where you are, and no matter who you're around.  You
can't explain to them what you're doing either.  You just have to say "Frank
Burns eats worms."

It'll be good for you.

Betty (again)