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> Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 09:26:49 EST
> Subject: palm beach, florida
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> Coca Cola announced today that, starting
> immediately, all cans of soda
> destined for Palm Beach County, Florida will be
> clearly stamped on the
> bottom "OPEN AT OTHER END!"
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> The Florida Department of Transportation
> has finally come up with a reason for all the
> intersection accidents in Palm Beach County,
> Florida. No one knows what
> the arrows mean!
>
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> Newly released statistic: 87% of the
> 'blue hairs' in Palm Beach County, Florida used to
> be blondes.
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> A recount has been ordered of all bingo card
> winnings over the past five
> years in Palm Beach County, Florida.
>
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>
> There is already a book out called
> "Voting For Dummies". In order for it to sell in
> Palm Beach County,
> Florida, they'll have to first teach most of the
> people to read. (read
> English?!)
>
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>
> Everyone in Palm Beach County, Florida
> Believes in the Ten Commandments but 78% of them
> also believe you can
> choose five of them that you intend keeping.
>
> *****************************
>
> Doctors have discovered the problem with
> Palm Beach County, Florida voters.
> 68% of them are dyslexic. They thought the word
> "vote" was "veto".
>
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>
> The problem with the ballot in Palm Beach
> County, Florida stems from the fact that it is
> largely a retirement area. 77% of the retirees use
> to be lawyers. That's
> the segment who asked for another chance to vote.
> They thought they were
> filing an appeal.
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