Thank you for starting this list, Bobby... I'm ROFL over here.  These all
apply to wheelchair life, not specifically to CP.

You can leave the zipper down a little in the back on skirts that are a bit
too tight.
You aren't expected to stand during long religious services.
You get to be in the front row in pictures.

I'm sure I'll think of more, so prepare yourselves. ; )

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