That's really funny!

Kat

On Jul 10, 2007, at 12:45 AM, ken barber wrote:

>
>  Last and maybe the best (or worst according to how
>  you look at it)
>
> no offense to anyones religion here.
>
>
>
>  There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS
>  town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church,
> the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the
> Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun with pesky
> squirrels.
>
>  One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to
>  decide what to do about the squirrels. After much
> prayer and consideration, they determined that the
> squirrels were predestined to be there and they
> shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
>
> In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up
> habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and
> decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the
> squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and
> there were twice as many there the next week.
>
> The Methodist Church got together and decided that
> they were not in a position to harm any God's
> creation. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and
> set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days
> later, the squirrels were back.
>
> But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and
> most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels
> and registered them as members of the church. Now they
> only see them on Christmas and Easter.
>
> Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, except
> they took one squirrel, circumcised him, and they
> haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.
>
>
> i think i'll quit before kat or deri evicts me from
> the list.
>
>
>
>
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