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VIRUS WARNING
There is a new virus going around, called "work".
If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, Internet
or
simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

Work has been circulating around our building for months and those
who have been
tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their
social life
is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at
all, then
to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words
"Sorry...I'm off to the pub". The "work" should automatically be
deleted from
your brain.

If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the
document and drag
the "work" to your garbage can.

Put on your coat and skip to the nearest pub with two friends and
order
three beers

After repeating this action 12 or so times, you will find that "work"
will no
longer be of any relevance to you.
Send this message to everyone in your address book.
If you do not have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid
the "work"
virus has already corrupted your life.