i am like kyle working quite a number of hours. i am looking at everything
you guys discuss, but can't get a good timely post in. but, i thought i will
lighten things occassionally with some humor.  hope you get a smile out of
it.



Subject: The Taxi Ride

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver
so he leaned forward and
tapped him on the shoulder.  The driver
screamed, jumped up in the air and
yanked the wheel over.  The car
mounted the curb, demolished a lamp post
and came to a stop inches from a
shop window
.
The startled passenger said, "I didn't mean to
frighten you, I just wanted
to ask you something."

Taxi driver says, "Not your fault sir.
It's my first day as a cab driver.
I've been driving a hearse for the past
25
years.