my father-in-law (out-law)? lives in bradenton.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kyle E. Cleveland [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 1999 1:58 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Reality; What a Concept


Right before my hubby left retail for the less stressful
world as a repair technician, an elderly dissatisfied customer tried to
whack
my husband in the head with his cane!  Then he tried to steal a cell phone
off the display counter because the store wouldn't take his 10 year old
broken (not even one of this stores) phone back!

Ah, Denise, I see you've met my dad...

Actually, if it were my father, he'd probably pull off his "Raisin Head"
t-shirt, use it to blindfold your dearest, and put his USMC K-Bar to the
poor lad's nether region.  Some o' them oldsters tend to get a bit antsy
when they've been sitting for a while in traffic on the Tamiami Trail.  I
think I told you the story about his chasing down a 20 year-old who mugged
my mom in a Bradenton mall parking lot.  The old man's got no sense, but he
sure has balls!

MMMMM!  Sunny Florida!  I'll see you next week, Denise.  Don't suppose you
could watch the kids for a couple days?

-Kyle