A couple of quickies to hopefully coax a smile:
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "
Are you reading that?" I didnšt know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up,
turned the page, and sat down again.
and
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy " I tell him I want a
second opinion. He says, Okay, you're ugly too!"
