this is great.

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From: Yvonne Craig [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Wednesday, April 03, 2002 10:26 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Joke: Quality Control


Okay, maybe I have a very sick sense of humour but I got a very good laugh =
from this one. Just wanted to share.

Yvonne

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When you have an "I hate my job" day, try this: On your way home from
work, stop at Walgreen's/Walmart and go to the thermometer section. You =
will
need to
purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-Tip." Be very sure that you get
only this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes and
disconnect the phone so you won't be disturbed during your therapy.

Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit, and lie down on
your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the
bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read =
it.
You will notice that, in small print, there is a statement: "Every rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and
repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work in Quality Control
at the Q-Tip company."