Ken, this is hilarious, cracked me up!  Just wanted to say thanks for
posting this and the jokes you posted yesterday.  I've been knocked
flying by a nasty bout of fatigue over the last few weeks, and have
been in dire need of some serious humor (my favourite oxymoron!).

Rayna

BTW everyone, I have just figured out the WORST thing about having
CP.  Not being able to change the lightbulbs when they blowout.  Just
turned on my living room light - one in the morning here - and the
^%&$$&*ing thing just WENT!!  I live alone, so I have to wait till
later on before I can get it fixed. Arrrrrgggg!