at the risk of provoking a rash of "get me off this #%&^#&* list" notices i
offer up a bit of humor this morning.

5 surgeons we talking one day.
1st surgeon: "i like to operate on accountants because i open them up and
everything is by the numbers."
2nd surgeon: "i like to operate on librarians because when i open them up
everything is by the books."
3rd surgeon: "i like to operate on electricians because when i open them up
i find everything color coded."
4th surgeon: "i like to operate on construction workers because when i work
on them they are extra parts left but they understand."
5th surgeon: " i really like politicians most. they have no  guts, no spine,
not heart, no brain, and their butts and head are interchangable."