ha ha ha very good and funny :-)
  ----- Original Message -----
  From: Rayna Lamb
  To: [log in to unmask]
  Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2001 9:26 PM
  Subject: HOW TO STOP PARENTS AND INLAWS FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED


  Got sent this today. ROTFLMAO

  Rayna

      HOW TO STOP PARENTS AND INLAWS FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED.

      Old aunts and grandparents used to come up to me at weddings, poking
me
      in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

      They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
      ****
      On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following
      people are stranded:

      2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
      2 French men and 1 French woman
      2 German men and 1 German woman
      2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
      2 English men and 1 English woman
      2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
      2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
      2 American men and 1 American woman
      2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
      2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
      2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

      One month later, the following things have occurred:
      One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

      The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
      having loads of sex.

      The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate
      with the German woman.

      The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
      cleaning and cooking for them.

      The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
      English woman.

      The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at
the

      Polish woman and they started swimming.

      The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while
the

      American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the
true
      nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about
      the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores,
      how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much
nicer
      and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least
the
      taxes here are low and it is not raining.

      The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
instructions.

      The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the
      Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after calling
      them both 'bloody wankers".

      Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

      The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and
setting
      up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because
      it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey,
but

      they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.
      ***