Sorry about the "all caps", y'all.  I got this from me mum-in-law and
thought 'twas funny.

-Kyle
-----Original Message-----
From: Marilyn [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Monday, December 30, 2002 8:41 AM
To: Becky Alzner (E-mail); Amy Valentine at Home (E-mail); Brenna Bergman
(E-mail); Craig Bergman (E-mail); Kyle Cleveland (E-mail); Laura & Kyle
Cleveland (E-mail); Sue Bergman (E-mail)
Subject: FW: The Hazard of Changing Jobs





A PASSENGER IN A TAXI TAPPED  THE DRIVER ON THE SHOULDER TO ASK HIM
SOMETHING.  THE DRIVER SCREAMED,  LOST CONTROL OF THE CAB, NEARLY HIT A BUS,
DROVE UP OVER THE CURB, AND  STOPPED JUST INCHES FROM A LARGE PLATE GLASS
WINDOW.

FOR A FEW  MOMENTS EVERYTHING WAS SILENT IN THE CAB, THEN THE DRIVER SAID,
"PLEASE,  DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN. YOU SCARED THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME".

THE PASSENGER, WHO WAS ALSO FRIGHTENED, APOLOGIZED AND SAID HE  DIDN'T
REALIZE THAT A TAP ON THE SHOULDER COULD FRIGHTEN HIM SO MUCH, TO  WHICH THE
DRIVER REPLIED, "I'M VERY SORRY, IT'S REALLY NOT YOUR FAULT  AT ALL. TODAY
IS MY FIRST DAY DRIVING A CAB. I'VE BEEN DRIVING A HEARSE  FOR THE LAST 25
YEARS."


Bye!
Have a Great Day!