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Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:41:01 -0800
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hope we have no lawyers without a sense of humor.

A wealthy lawyer 

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back
of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by
the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he
got out to investigate. 

"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. 

"We don't have any money for food.", the poor man
replied. 

"Oh, come along with me then." 

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!" 

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he
said to the other man. 

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second
man answered. 

"Bring them as well!" 

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as large as the limo. 

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you
are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with
you." 

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home
is about two feet tall." 




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