GREAT ones Bobby!!!!!!!!!!  Printed em off for work- as I   need them
already this a.m.


>From: Bobby Greer <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: "St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List"
><[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Funnies
>Date: Thu, 24 May 2001 10:13:13 EDT
>
>A friend sent me these:
>
>Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
>
>The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol
>content.
>
>I live in my own little world, but it's OK, they know me here.
>
>When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes
>for
>Christmas!
>
>I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by
>standing
>up
>really fast.
>
>Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
>
>Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
>
>I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.
>
>I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner
>
>Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros.
>
>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

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